Entries Tagged with ‘movie reviews’

Director(s): Mark Griffiths (Tactical Assault, Cheyenne Warrior) Writer(s): Eric Goodman & Kelly Senecal Staring:Christopher Jacot, Joanne Kelly and Shawn Roberts | See full cast and crew Unlike most of my fellow online critics, I don’t mind the occasional gross out teen comedy. The natural response for most critics is to just slam them regardless of […]

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Ghetto Dawg 2 Release Date: 2005 (USA) Genre: Drama Director(s): Jeff Crook & Josh Crook (both of Sucker Punch) Writer(s): Christine Conradt (A Killer Upstairs, The Perfect Nanny) Staring: Will Sierra, Paris Campbell, Kelvin Coffey Unfortunately, I remember nothing about the original Ghetto Dawg. I know that I saw it, but at this point I […]

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Gettin’ Da Munchies Release Date: 12 July 2005 (USA) Genre: Comedy Director(s): Brian Shackelford Writer(s): Brian Shackelford Starring: Jai Norman, Darryl Crayon, Monroe Brooks An unemployed fellow holds a video game tournament at his house where much weed smoking and talk about sexual positions goes on. Naturally they get hungry, sending the participants on a […]

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Get Down On It Release Date: 23 October 2001 (USA) Genre: Comedy Director(s): Simuel Rankins Writer(s): Simuel Rankins Staring: Mac Bootsie, Genieve Perrin, Bruce Petty If I’ve learned anything in the past four or five years of being big on direct-to-video cinema, it’s that the barrel does NOT have a bottom. No matter how many […]

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Gas Release Date: 2004 Genre: Comedy Director(s): Henry Chan Writer(s): Michael Haran & Mark Swinton Staring: Flex Alexander, Mike Batayeh, Tyson Beckford Gas most likely started off as something designed to go theatrical, but those hopes were probably abandoned once no one with actual name value would attach themselves to the project. There’s a reason […]

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Gargoyle: Wings of Darkness Release Date: 26 October 2004 (Russia) Genre: Action | Fantasy | Horror Director(s): Jay Andrews (aka Jim Wynorsi) Writer(s): Ion Ionescu, A.G. Lawrence (Snakehead Terror), Bill Monroe, & Jim Wynorski Starring: Michael Paré, Sandra Hess, Fintan McKeown When I first saw Gargoyle: Wings of Darkness back when it premiered on Sci-Fi […]

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Gang of Roses Release Date: 2003 Genre: Action | Drama | Western Director: Jean-Claude La Marre (Go For Broke, Sugar Valentine) Writer: Jean-Claude La Marre (Nora’s Hair Salon, Sugar Valentine) Starring: Lil’ Kim, Bobby Brown, Mario Van Peebles, Glenn Plummer, LisaRaye, Stacey Dash “Hey, you! Go make an 1800s western with black, female cowboys avenging […]

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Game Over Release Date: 4 April 2006 (USA) Genre: Action | Drama Director(s): Peter Sullivan Writer(s): Max Miller Starring: Andre McCoy, Daz Crawford, La Trice Harper had a friend over my place when my April screener package from Maverick Entertainment arrived. The first movie to pop out was Tortillas Again? “Wow, this one is going […]

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Game Over Release Date: 2003 Genre: Sci-Fi Director: Jason Bourque and other idiots Writer: Keith Shaw (upcoming Sea Ghost and Deep Evil) Starring: Yasmine Bleeth, Walter Koenig, Michael Buffer, Mike Ditka Let me first say that at the time of this review, I made an attempt to get in contact with the director and/or producer […]

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The Game is Dead Release Date: 2005 Genre: Crime | Drama Director(s): Shaheed Shaheed Writer(s): Shaheed Shaheed Starring: Shaheed Shaheed, Treach, Aaliyah Hi The Game is Dead is a low budget urban film that is nearly two hours long. As if you weren’t already not going to watch The Game is Dead, that should solidified […]

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