Gas Release Date: 2004 Genre: Comedy Director(s): Henry Chan Writer(s): Michael Haran & Mark Swinton Staring: Flex Alexander, Mike Batayeh, Tyson Beckford Gas most likely started off as something designed to go theatrical, but those hopes were probably abandoned once no one with actual name value would attach themselves to the project. There’s a reason […]

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Gargoyle: Wings of Darkness Release Date: 26 October 2004 (Russia) Genre: Action | Fantasy | Horror Director(s): Jay Andrews (aka Jim Wynorsi) Writer(s): Ion Ionescu, A.G. Lawrence (Snakehead Terror), Bill Monroe, & Jim Wynorski Starring: Michael Paré, Sandra Hess, Fintan McKeown When I first saw Gargoyle: Wings of Darkness back when it premiered on Sci-Fi […]

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Gang of Roses Release Date: 2003 Genre: Action | Drama | Western Director: Jean-Claude La Marre (Go For Broke, Sugar Valentine) Writer: Jean-Claude La Marre (Nora’s Hair Salon, Sugar Valentine) Starring: Lil’ Kim, Bobby Brown, Mario Van Peebles, Glenn Plummer, LisaRaye, Stacey Dash “Hey, you! Go make an 1800s western with black, female cowboys avenging […]

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Game Over Release Date: 4 April 2006 (USA) Genre: Action | Drama Director(s): Peter Sullivan Writer(s): Max Miller Starring: Andre McCoy, Daz Crawford, La Trice Harper had a friend over my place when my April screener package from Maverick Entertainment arrived. The first movie to pop out was Tortillas Again? “Wow, this one is going […]

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Game Over Release Date: 2003 Genre: Sci-Fi Director: Jason Bourque and other idiots Writer: Keith Shaw (upcoming Sea Ghost and Deep Evil) Starring: Yasmine Bleeth, Walter Koenig, Michael Buffer, Mike Ditka Let me first say that at the time of this review, I made an attempt to get in contact with the director and/or producer […]

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The Game is Dead Release Date: 2005 Genre: Crime | Drama Director(s): Shaheed Shaheed Writer(s): Shaheed Shaheed Starring: Shaheed Shaheed, Treach, Aaliyah Hi The Game is Dead is a low budget urban film that is nearly two hours long. As if you weren’t already not going to watch The Game is Dead, that should solidified […]

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Funky Monkey Release Date: 2004 Genre: Comedy | Family Director(s): Harry Basil (The 4th Tenor, Back By Midnight) Writer(s): Lance Kinsey & Gene Quintano (The Musketeer) Starring: Matthew Modine, Gilbert Gottfried, Roma Downey Ever since Dunston Checks In ten years ago, Hollywood hasn’t been all that inviting to the family friendly monkey genre. There have […]

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Fugitive Hunter Release Date: 2005 Genre: Action Director(s): John Alexander Jimenez Writer(s): John Alexander Jimenez & Wayne Wallace Staring: Wayne Wallace, R.F. Rodriguez, Hugh McChord Fugitive Hunter is one of those movies where I won’t recommend you watch it, but I will say that it’s a lot better than I expected it to be. The […]

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Frankenstein Reborn Release Date: 28 August 2005 (USA) Genre: Horror | Sci-Fi | Thriller Director(s): Leigh Scott (Art House, The Beast of Bray Road) Writer(s): Leigh Scott (Art House, The Beast of Bray Road) Starring: Rhett Giles,Thomas Downey, Joel Hebner I’m loving The Asylum’s current creative plan for their in-house productions. Much of their films […]

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Frankenstein Release Date: 2004 Genre: Horror | Mystery | Sci-Fi Director(s): Marcus Nispel (Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake) Writer(s): John Shiban Starring: Parker Posey, Vincent Perez, Adam Goldberg, Michael Madsen On the commentary track for Frankenstein, director Marcus Nispel speaks about how nabbing Parker Posey for the lead role in this extended pilot episode for a […]

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