Gang of Roses Release Date: 2003 Genre: Action | Drama | Western Director: Jean-Claude La Marre (Go For Broke, Sugar Valentine) Writer: Jean-Claude La Marre (Nora’s Hair Salon, Sugar Valentine) Starring: Lil’ Kim, Bobby Brown, Mario Van Peebles, Glenn Plummer, LisaRaye, Stacey Dash “Hey, you! Go make an 1800s western with black, female cowboys avenging […]

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Gang of Roses
Release Date: 2003
Genre: Action | Drama | Western
Director: Jean-Claude La Marre (Go For Broke, Sugar Valentine)
Writer: Jean-Claude La Marre (Nora’s Hair Salon, Sugar Valentine)
Starring: Lil’ Kim, Bobby Brown, Mario Van Peebles, Glenn Plummer, LisaRaye, Stacey Dash

“Hey, you! Go make an 1800s western with black, female cowboys avenging something!”
“But there’s no chance that could’ve gone down back then Sir.”
“Hey, screw reality, this is the movies! We’ll cover our asses by making a discrimination joke that stems from them being women, and not black! It’ll be hilarious!”
“Who should we cast?”
“How about Lil’ Kim? Everybody loves Lil’ Kim! And how about the black chick from ‘Clueless?’ She rocked my world on that show!”
“How should we craft the script?”
“Meh, I don’t care. Just make up a lame backstory about them being more capable than Billy the Kid. And while you’re at it, make sure all these black, female cowboys wear plenty of make-up!”
“But doesn’t that skewer reality a bit Sir?”
“Have you not learned nothing from being my assistant?”
“Well, actually Sir, I’m not your assistant. I’m the writer-director you hired.”
“Just go make the God damn movie!”

Had Game Over not already taken the cake three weeks into the year, I’d name Gang of Roses as an early candidate for the worst direct-to-video movie of 2004. Despite the large budget it has to work with, Roses does nothing out of the ordinary besides for bits that anyone can pick up on as being stolen from more successful westerns. In a nutshell, it’s a movie about a bunch of black, female cowboys going against a bunch of evil people who are looking for gold.

Mario Van Peebles (for ten seconds) and crack happy Bobby Brown make appearances, but can’t do shit to save this.

DVD: A trailer and an uninteresting behind the scenes piece.

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