Entries in Category ‘Top Movies’

Director(s): Thomas J. Moose (Zombie Toxin) Writer(s): Andy Sawyer Starring: Misty Mundae, Anoushka, A.J. Kahn Despite appearing to be just another standard Seduction Cinema movie, The Girl Who Shagged Me is much different. Sure, it’s filled with sex and goofiness, but the entire concept for producing the movie was conceived and executed entirely unlike just about […]

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The Defender Release Date: 2004 Genre: Action Director(s): Dolph Lundgren (The Mechanik) Writer(s): Douglas W. Miller Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Jerry Springer, Shakara Ledard After being a tad bit let down by the all too typical Direct Action, I wasn’t all that excited for The Defender. Even with Dolph Lundgren making his directorial debut, I wasn’t […]

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Black Cadillac Release Date: 2003 Genre: Horror | Thriller Director(s): John Murlowski (Terminal Error, Santa with Muscles) Writer(s): Will Aldis (Avenging Angelo) Starring: Randy Quaid, Shane Johnson and Josh Hammond Despite being directed by the man behind Santa with Muscles, not to mention that it features Mr. TV Movie Randy Quaid, Black Cadillac comes within […]

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The Beat Release Date: 16 August 2005 (USA) Genre: Action | Comedy | Drama Director(s): Brandon Sonnier Writer(s): Brandon Sonnier Starring: Rahman Jamaal, Chino XL, Coolio Bravo. After watching The Thing Below, Raging Sharks, Slaughterhouse Massacre, Legion of the Dead, and The Volcano Disaster in a four-day period, I was desperately in need of a […]

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The Bahama Hustle Release Date: 2004 Genre: Comedy Director: Dwayne DC Coles (Secret Indictment) Starring: Doctor Dre, Ed Lover Let me start off with a plea to Maverick Entertainment, a company that I love dearly. While I usually don’t watch my Maverick Entertainment films on DVD, I did with The Bahama Hustle. Maverick committed the […]

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Bad Apple Release Date: 2004 Genre: Comedy Director(s): Adam Bernstein (It’s Pat, Six Ways to Sunday) Writer(s): Howard Korder (My Little Assassin, Stealing Sinatra) Starring: Chris Noth, Robert Patrick and Mercedes Ruehl If you enjoyed Lock, Stock, and Smoking Barrels and have been waiting for an American imitation to duplicate its success while still sticking […]

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Attack of the Sabretooth Release Date: 2005 Genre: Adventure | Sci-Fi | Thriller Director(s): George Miller (Cybermutt, Frozen Assets) Writer(s): Tom Woosley (Sabretooth) Starring: Robert Carradine, Nicholas Bell and Brian Wimmer If you put all the heads of the people involved with the production of Attack of the Sabretooth together, chances are you won’t get […]

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Alien Abduction Release Date: 2005 Genre: Sci-Fi Director(s): Eric Forsberg Writer(s): Eric Forsberg Starring: Megan Lee Ethridge Decent, but unspectacular, is the way that I would characterize the majority of The Asylum’s in-house productions. Last month we saw what happens when one of their movies is worse than the majority (Intermedio), and this month, it’s […]

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Against the Law Release Date: 1997 Genre:Action | Crime | Thriller Director(s): Jim Wynorski (976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor, Victim of Desire) Writer(s): Steve Mitchell (Chopping Mall) & Bob Sheridan (Dinosaur Island) Starring: Richard Grieco, Nick Mancuso While I was familiar with many of Jim Wynorski’s films before starting this Video Relapse, there were a […]

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2 Days Release Date: 2003 Genre: Drama Director(s): Sean McGinly Writer(s): Sean McGinly Starring: Paul Rudd, Donal Logue Written and directed by the man behind such films as Bad Bizness, Sexual Roulette, and Venemous comes… A great film? 2 Days is easily the most overlooked direct-to-video film of 2004. While this has been a bad […]

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