Bikini Goddesses Release Date: 1996 Genre: Comedy Director(s): Ellen Cabot (aka David DeCoteau) Writer(s): Eric Black (Voodoo Academy) Staring: Alton Butler and Claudiu Trandafir If there’s any reason to rent Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet, it’s Bikini Goddesses. Included as an extra, Bikini Goddesses is just as good of a movie as Dinosaur Planet, which […]

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Bikini Goddesses
Release Date: 1996
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ellen Cabot (aka David DeCoteau)
Writer(s): Eric Black (Voodoo Academy)
Staring: Alton Butler and Claudiu Trandafir

If there’s any reason to rent Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet, it’s Bikini Goddesses. Included as an extra, Bikini Goddesses is just as good of a movie as Dinosaur Planet, which means that it’s really bad. The commentary by DeCoteau, complete with the history lesson that he gives while it unfolds, is absolute gold.

Shot on a shoestring budget for DeCoteau’s own Cinema Home Video, Bikini Goddesses has two actors listed in its actual credits. Only one actor was from America. The rest of the cast was comprised of local Romanian “actors” that were either dubbed (the females by Arianna Albright) or spoke so little English that it seems no one bothered to get their names.

Bikini Goddesses is nothing more than an excuse to have sixty minutes of skin. A lazy and irresponsible college-aged kid gets sent away to live with his hotel owner father in Greece. He eventually manages to free a trio of sex goddesses from a sundial. He immediately begins to have sex with them and then throws a party. And that’s about it.

Bikini Goddesses is that kind of movie where you watch it and jokingly say, “That script must have been written in under two days.” This was actually written in that time period.

DVD: As I said earlier, the only way to see Bikini Goddesses is on the Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet DVD. Sure, you could buy the old VHS, but you’d be missing out on DeCoteau’s fantastic commentary track. The story he tells about falling down some steps and injuring his arm in the hellhole that is Romania is better than anything on the entire disc.

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