Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet Release Date: 26 July 2005 (USA) Genre: Comedy | Sci-Fi Director(s): William Hellfire (Lust in the Mummy’s Tomb, Girl Seduction) Writer(s): William Hellfire Starring: Misty Mundae, Ruby LaRocca, Zoe Moonshine, Lily Tiger, Mia Copia Seduction Cinema makes a lot of movies with the capacity to be terrible that wind up […]

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Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet
Release Date: 26 July 2005 (USA)
Genre: Comedy | Sci-Fi
Director(s): William Hellfire (Lust in the Mummy’s Tomb, Girl Seduction)
Writer(s): William Hellfire
Starring: Misty Mundae, Ruby LaRocca, Zoe Moonshine, Lily Tiger, Mia Copia

Seduction Cinema makes a lot of movies with the capacity to be terrible that wind up being quite entertaining. But when they make a stinker, holy God do they make a stinker.

Like That 70’s Girl, Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet takes a one-line synopsis and stretches it out to hit a running time of around sixty minutes. It really has no plot. Two attractive women on a spaceship sit around watching the girls of a primitive time go about their ways of welcoming someone to their pack. It then proceeds with sex, sex, and sex.

For a movie like this to be entertaining (at least for me), there needs a steady balance of plot, sex, and humor. Bikini Girls has the second, but nothing else. It’s not too hot either, as Hellfire simply directs the whole thing like it’s a porn movie, complete with clever, close-up camera angles to suggest penetration.

As for the Dinosaur part of the title, Brett Piper (Screaming Dead, Arachnid) contributes some stop-motion dinosaurs to the project that serve no purpose. It’s literally as if EI realized they had a man who could create dinosaurs, greenlit a project, and only then realized that CGI isn’t cheap.

Stimulated sex and nothing more.
DVD: The only substantial extra on the DVD is David DeCoteau’s Bikini Goddesses, which is complete with a commentary track. This will be up as a separate review in the next update.

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