Entries of May, 2011

Detour Release Date: 2 December 2003 (USA) Genre: Action | Horror | Thriller Director: Steve Taylor (The Surge, Social Intercourse) Writer: Steve Graborsky & Steve Taylor (The Surge, Social Intercourse) Starring: Ashley Reed, Aaron Buer and Brent Taylor From the moment former Tromette (who enjoyed her phallic shaped vegetables on “Troma’s Edge TV”) and Linnnea […]

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Detention Release Date: 5 September 2003 (South Korea) Genre: Action | Drama | Thriller Director: Sidney J. Furie (The Collectors, Iron Eagle) Writer: John Sheppard (Avalanche: Nature Unleashed) Starring: Dolph Lungren, Alex Karzis, Kata Dobó “What’cha lookin’ at?” “A FOB… Fuckable Older Man.” – Student in reference to Dolph Lungren Dolph Lungren’s an actor who […]

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Desperate Souls Release Date: 4 October 2005 (USA) Genre: Action | Horror Director(s): Chad Archibald & Phillip Carrer Writer(s): Chad Archibald & Phillip Carrer Staring: Ryan Barrett, Karen Boshart, Buchanan Elliott You’ve got a direct-to-video film in front of you with fantastic artwork. What does that usually mean? If you guessed that inside is an […]

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Desert Thunder Release Date: 3 July 2000 (Germany) Genre: Action | Drama Director(s): Jim Wynorski (Curse of the Komodo, Cheerleader Massacre) Writer(s): Lenny Juliano (Stealth Fighter) Starring: Tim Abell, Daniel Baldwin, Ari Barak And we finish off Your Video Store Shelf’s first Video Relapse not with a bang, but rather with the resounding sounds of […]

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Descent Release Date: 2005 Genre: Sci-Fi Director(s): Terry Cunningham (Con Express, Code Hunter) Writer(s): Michael Konyves (upcoming Solar Strike and Caved In) Starring: Luke Perry, Michael Dorn,Natalie Brown Ugh. Descent is nothing more than direct-to-video trash that rips off the plot from The Core, which was itself a piece of Hollywood trash. Luke Perry – […]

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Descendant Release Date: 2003 Genre: Horror | Thriller Director(s): Kermit Christman Writer(s): Kermit Christman (Do You Wanna Know A Secret?) & William Katt Starring: Jeremy London, Katherine Heigl, William Katt Well that was different. Descendant, dumped out on video by York Entertainment right between cinematic classics Jacked and Banged Up, is not the typical York […]

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Demon Sex Release Date: 2005 (USA) Genre: Sci-Fi Director(s): Greg Lewolt Writer(s): Greg Lewolt Starring: Brinke Stevens, Vesper Almasy, Tuesday Coren Diggin’ For Dollars, Ax ‘Em, and 666: Demon Child, meet your newest pal in the prestigious .5 Club. Demon Sex, distributed through EI Independent Cinema’s Video Outlaw subsidiary, is quite the possibly the most […]

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The Defender Release Date: 2004 Genre: Action Director(s): Dolph Lundgren (The Mechanik) Writer(s): Douglas W. Miller Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Jerry Springer, Shakara Ledard After being a tad bit let down by the all too typical Direct Action, I wasn’t all that excited for The Defender. Even with Dolph Lundgren making his directorial debut, I wasn’t […]

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Deep in the Game Release Date: 2003 Genre: Action Director(s): Sang, Spuddy G, & JC Writer(s): Sang Staring: Spike Davis, Soulja Boy I’ve become used to hearing a certain term of endearment used by African Americans in my many years of watching direct-to-video urban films. It’s become so natural to me that I barely notice […]

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Derailed Release Date: 5 November 2002 (Russia) Genre: Action | Thriller Director: Bob Misiorowski (Air Panic, Shark Attack) Writers: Jace Anderson & Adam Gierasch (both of Toolbox Murders, Spiders) Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme,Tomas Arana, Laura Harring When Van Damme went direct-to-video, his mind went there with him. Before he realized that there was a small […]

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