Entries of April, 2011

Chapter Zero Release Date: 1999 Genre: Comedy Director(s): Aaron Mendelsohn Writer(s): Aaron Mendelsohn (Air Bud, Air Bud: Golden Receiver) Starring: Dylan Walsh, Penelope Ann Miller The fact that Chapter Zero cost $1.3 million dollars to make, and got twenty-three days for filming, makes me sad. Made in 1998, a few years before Dylan Walsh’s name […]

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Centipede Release Date: 2004 Genre: Action | Adventure | Horror Director(s): Gregory Gieras (Dark Asylum, The Prince and the Surfer) Writer(s): Gregory Gieras (Dark Asylum) Staring: Larry Casey, Margaret Cash and Trevor Murphy While it seems like every single creature feature has its premiere on the Sci-Fi Channel, that’s not always the case. Sci-Fi, believe […]

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Category 6: Day of Destruction Release Date: 2004 Genre: Drama | Action Director(s): Dick Lowry (Atomic Train, Mr. Murder) Writer(s): Matt Dorff (Nowhere to Land, Fatal Error) Starring: Brian Dennehy, Randy Quaid Did you like The Day After Tomorrow? That’s the central question that needs to be asked to anyone thinking about watching Category 6: […]

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Carlito’s Way Release Date: 1 December 2005 (Iceland) Genre: Action | Crime | Drama Director(s): Michael Scott Bregman (Table One) Writer(s): Michael Scott Bregman (Table One) Starring: Jay Hernandez, Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs, Luis Guzmán When I originally saw that Carlito’s Way was getting itself a prequel, I cringed. Not because the film holds a […]

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Carlito’s Angels Release Date: 23 September 2003 (USA) Genre: Action | Comedy Director: Agustin (3-Play) Writer: Agustin (3-Play) Staring: Evly G. Pacheco, Alessandra Ramos and Jeni Garcia It’s time for another Seduction Cinema spoof in the vein of Lord of the G-Strings and The Erotic Witch Project. Wait, wait, wait. Carlito’s Angels isn’t a Seduction […]

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Caged Heat 2: Stripped of Freedom Release Date: 1994 Genre: Action Director(s): Cirio H. Santiago (When Eagles Strike, Angel Fist) Writer(s): Paul Ziller (Bloodfist IV, Firefight) Staring: Jewel Shepard, Pamella D’Pella and Susan Harvey Well this sure wasn’t necessary. Caged Heat 2: Stripped of Freedom was made about twenty years after Jonathan Demme churned out […]

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Bullfighter Release Date: 2000 Genre: Action | Fantasy | Western Director(s): Rune Bendixen Writer(s): Rune Bendixen, Hunter Carson, L. M. Kit Carson (Perfume) & Majken Gilmartin Starring: Olivier Martinez, Michelle Forbes and Assumpta Serna Am I the only one who thought Al Pacino was the star of Bullfighter after seeing the boxart? Turns out that’s […]

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Bug Off! Release Date: 1 August 2001 (USA) Genre: Comedy | Family | Fantasy Director: James Glenn Dudelson (Horror 101, Day of The Dead: Contagium) Writer: Gregory Amadeus Franzese Starring: Shannon Lee, Michael Dorn, Robert Vitelli Wow. That’s the only thing I can say to describe MTI Home Video’s first of what turned into many […]

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Brothers in Arms Release Date: 2005 Genre: Action | Western Director(s): Jean-Claude La Marre (Sugar Valentine, Go For Broke) Writer(s): Jean-Claude La Marre & Antonio Olivas (Miner’s Massacre) Starring: David Carradine, Kurupt, Ed Lauter, Glenn Plummer Just last week I was searching around the TiVo listings to see if there was anything worthwhile to record […]

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Bring It On Again Release Date: 13 January 2004 (USA) Genre: Comedy | Sport Director: Damon Santosegano (Three To Tango) Writer: Claudia Grazioso (Mr. Prez), Brian Gunn & Mark Gunn (2gether) Staring: Anne Judson-Yager, Bree Turner and Kevin Cooney The sequel Gods must be disappointed in us, for they are anointing us with nothing but […]

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